I just walked by my co-worker's desk as she had her resume open on her computer.

This is kind of freaky, regardless of size and/or distance from the Earth.

A woman stole a fur coat and hid it IN HER UNDERWEAR for THREE DAYS.

Apparently, you can't do a DNA comparison on feces.

This is horrifying.

I'm very disappointed in the fact that we don't have a "pics or it didn't happen" tag.

Since I have the house to myself, I very well may sleep naked tonight.

I learned tonight that my boss 'experimented' (yes, THAT kind of experimenting) in college, and my thought process is split between "ewwwwwwwww" and curiosity about his position in doing so.

Denny's sells a bacon sundae, and when I saw it, I went "lolwut?" repeatedly.

This chili is bred specifically to look like a penis.